Before I go to bed, here is a Tweet that I enjoyed:

What’s something you can say to your partner both during sex and while at the grocery store?

... and its funniest responses...

1) Is this firm enough for you?
2) I like it with the bone in.
3) Twelve items or less, please.
4) You're not putting that in there.
5) A lot of people come here every day.
6) Are we done yet?
7) Grab the melons for me, would you?
8) Need anything while I'm here?
9) We need to workout more.
10) That's a niiiiice piece of meat
11) Can you reach that for me?
12) Can you go and take care of it yourself? I'm going to wait out here.
13) Does this smell fresh? ?
14) Double bag it.
15) I can get it cheaper online.
16) Will all this fit in the trunk?


Day-um! It's like a Dana Carvey Show Writers' Room up in here!!